whoops

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:
girls there will never be too much parmesan… or garlic
if a recipe tells you to put a specific amount of parmesan or garlic fuck that recipe… create your own path, choose your own future, be the person you want to be not the person the society wants you to be

nautilusopus:

dabuttershutter:
nautilusopus:
nautilusopus:
nautilusopus:
nautilusopus:
nautilusopus:
i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y
Mission parameters set.
Fuck that noise.
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM
God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern.
Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.
Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again.
Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.
Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.
wh

who’s this..?
don’t even worry about it he’s fine
it’s fine

tisfan:
“ thecheshirecass:
“ shotfromguns:
“ everydayconman:
“ hollowedskin:
“ fatsexybitch:
“ coffeeandstring:
“ verbalvomits:
“ I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
”
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
”
…..does this mean cat people...

tisfan:

thecheshirecass:
shotfromguns:
everydayconman:
hollowedskin:
fatsexybitch:
coffeeandstring:
verbalvomits:
I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

tamashiihiroka:
“ Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake
”

tamashiihiroka:

Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake

bad-intentixns:

dude/babe it’s the same thing

markv5:

Любви хватит на всех!
Любви хватит на всех!

spiroandthelacktones:

liberalsarecool:
Voting to ‘hurt’ people is sick.
Also notice how fucked up the “he isn’t hurting the people he’s supposed to be hurting” mentality is, like it’s admitting you voted for him cause you thought he would be hurting people just the ones you don’t like

sexycraisinthanos:

crisiskode:
shutyourmoustache:
Today’s letter is F.
And that’s a
FUCKING
EXCELLENT
IDEA!!!
I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out
Laurel vs yanny

feministism:

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